Clumsy Goose Farm Square Sticker — Minimal Farm Logo Decal

The "Peace Offering" Square Sticker

Look, in real life, a goose approaching a hen with a little sprig would be a trap. The goose would use that sprig as a distraction to steal the hen's grain, bite her tail feathers, and create absolute chaos. But on this sticker? They look like best friends sharing a wholesome, rustic moment. It’s propaganda, really, but it’s cute propaganda.

Printed on glossy vinyl, it’s perfect for slappin’ onto your laptop, journal, or water bottle—as long as you keep it far, far away from the dishwasher (it’s tough, but it can’t swim). It’s the easiest way to give your everyday gear a little farmstead charm without actually having to shovel manure.

Why It’s Actually Great (Farm-Tested Features)

• 100% Vinyl with 3M Adhesive: Sticks down so tight that even a determined goat couldn't lick it off your laptop.
• Glossy & Scratch-Resistant: Keeps that pristine finish, even when tossed into a bag full of stray fencing staples and half-eaten granola bars.
• Eco-Solvent Inks: Bright, vivid colors that are friendly to the planet (unlike the geese, who are friendly to no one).
• Four Size Options: Pick a small one for a quiet laptop flex, or a big one to hide a dent in your cooler.
• Indoor Use Recommended: Great for notebooks and water bottle sleeves, terrible for the side of a tractor heading into a rainstorm.

How to Not Ruin It (Care Instructions)

• Cleaning: Gently wipe off farm dust with a soft, clean, dry cloth, working from the center outwards.
• Water Warning: Do not submerge, do not run through the dishwasher, and definitely don't drop it into the duck pond.