Clumsy Goose Farm Women's Boxy Tee — Cute Minimal Farm Animal Graphic Shirt

The "Accidental Crop" Vintage Tee

We call it a "relaxed silhouette," but honestly, it’s just short enough that if you reach up to grab a mug from the high cabinet, everyone’s going to see your belly button. That said, it feels like a soft, broken-in tee you stolen off a clothesline in 1998. It pairs effortlessly with high-rise jeans, linen shorts, or a thick cardigan to hide the fact that a goose honked so loud behind you that you spilled your morning tea all over the front.

The soft, heavy-weight cotton was pigment-dyed to give it that faded, lived-in farm character (which is code for: every single one looks a little different, so don't yell at us if yours is slightly more "weathered barn" than your friend's). Features a delicate little line-art goose sitting low on the chest, looking far more peaceful than any actual bird on this property has ever been.

Why It’s Actually Great (Farm-Tested Features)

• 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton: Heavy-duty 6.1 oz fabric that can take a beating from enthusiastic goats and still feel ridiculously soft.
• Boxy, Slightly Cropped Fit: Breezy, modern, and perfectly cut for slow afternoons, field walks, or dramatic sighing on the porch.
• Pigment-Dyed Finish: Comes pre-faded so new dirt blends right in as "character."
• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Twill: Keeps the neckline from stretching out, even when a curious calf tries to chew on your collar.
• Sewn-In Label: Clean and sturdy, so it stays put without flapping around.

How to Not Ruin It (Care Instructions)

• Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C / 90°F) to protect that perfectly muted vintage color.
• Bleach: Non-chlorine only, if you must (though a little grass stain just builds authenticity).
• Tumble Dry: Low heat.
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat (if you’re ironing a boxy tee on a farm, please re-evaluate your weekend priorities).
• Do Not Dryclean: The local dry cleaner already knows us by name, please don't add to our tab.