Cropped Clumsy Goose Farm Women's Boxy Tee

The "Accidental Crop" Vintage Tee

We call it a "relaxed silhouette," but honestly, it’s just short enough that if you reach up to grab a mug from the high cabinet, everyone’s going to see your belly button. That said, it feels like a soft, broken-in tee you stolen off a clothesline in 1998. It pairs effortlessly with high-rise jeans, linen shorts, or a thick cardigan to hide the fact that a goose honked so loud behind you that you spilled your morning tea all over the front.

The soft, heavy-weight cotton was pigment-dyed to give it that faded, lived-in farm character (which is code for: every single one looks a little different, so don't yell at us if yours is slightly more "weathered barn" than your friend's). Features a delicate little line-art goose sitting low on the chest, looking far more peaceful than any actual bird on this property has ever been.

If you’re unsure on size, go up. 

Why It’s Actually Great (Farm-Tested Features)

• 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton: Heavy-duty 6.1 oz fabric that can take a beating from enthusiastic goats and still feel ridiculously soft.
• Boxy, Slightly Cropped Fit: Breezy, modern, and perfectly cut for slow afternoons, field walks, or dramatic sighing on the porch.
• Pigment-Dyed Finish: Comes pre-faded so new dirt blends right in as "character."
• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Twill: Keeps the neckline from stretching out, even when a curious calf tries to chew on your collar.
• Sewn-In Label: Clean and sturdy, so it stays put without flapping around.

How to Not Ruin It (Care Instructions)

• Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C / 90°F) to protect that perfectly muted vintage color.
• Bleach: Non-chlorine only, if you must (though a little grass stain just builds authenticity).
• Tumble Dry: Low heat.
• Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low heat (if you’re ironing a boxy tee on a farm, please re-evaluate your weekend priorities).
• Do Not Dryclean: The local dry cleaner already knows us by name, please don't add to our tab.