The Clumsy Candle

The "Serenity Now (Before the Geese Wake Up)" Soy Candle

This hand-poured this candle for those brief, magical 20 minutes in the evening when the farm is finally quiet. The animals are put away, the geese have stopped screaming at the clouds, and you can actually sit down without someone trying to peck your shoelaces.

It’s hand-poured with clean-burning soy wax in a reusable glass jar (which, let’s be honest, will eventually end up holding screws, buttons, or propagation cuttings on your windowsill). Choose from twelve cozy scents to mask the lingering aroma of wet dog and coop chores, or go unscented if you just want a peaceful, flickering light to stare at while you contemplate your life choices.

Why It’s Actually Great (Farm-Tested Features)

• 100% Natural Soy & Cotton Wick: Burns clean and smooth for 50–60 hours, which is longer than our geese have ever gone without causing a scene.
• 12 Scent Options: From "Apple Harvest" to "Sea Salt + Orchid"—basically everything a farm wishes it smelled like on a hot July afternoon.
• Non-Toxic & Vegan: Zero parabens, plastics, or weird synthetic dyes. Pure, simple, and honest.
• Reusable Glass Jar: Wash it out when it's done and use it to store iced tea, wildflowers, or tiny stray farm treasures.
• ASTM Compliant: Assembled safely in the USA, because the only chaos on this farm should be coming from the livestock.

How to Not Burn the Barn Down (Care Instructions)

• Keep in Sight: Never leave a burning candle unattended (especially if you have a curious cat or an overly ambitious goat nearby).
• Keep Away from Hazards: Distance it from pets, kids, curtains, and anything that catches fire easily.
• Trim That Wick: Keep the wick trimmed low so it burns nice and slow without smoking up your living room.